Yet again I'm going to tell you a story about my work. I've been going over for a few months to work with this lady who had a stroke. Well everytime I go over there the husband opens the door, lets me in then goes sits in his chair and watches the weather channel or goes in a different room. Let's just say this time was a little different. Well this couple lives in the basement of there home because neither one can walk up the stairs. So I just walk through the garage to get to the back of the house to get in. So I get to the house, start to walk to the back of the house and the husband (whom I will now just refer to as "old man") creeps up from behind the corner and scared the crap out of me!
Old man: Scared ya didn't I
Me: You sure did
Old man: Well, you here to give Agnes her exercises
Me: yes I am!
We walk inside. I can't see Agnes. (When she's not in that main room she's normally asleep in her room). At this time the old man is just staring at me.
Old man: Well your not the same girl are you?
Me: I'm the same girl who always comes over.
Old man: Well I'll keep you.
Old man proceeds to wrap his arm around my waist and pulls me in close to him. Well that was random!! I'm officially confused and lost at this point. I start to ask for Agnes again and start to try and walk away, but the man won't let go and follows me.
Me: Alright well are you going to go get Agnes? (He always goes and wakes her up for me)
Old Man: Well you can exercises with me!
Me: I'm going to go get Agnes now.
Old man: I can go get her for you.
At this point his hand now slides down and has landed on my butt. Now he looks up and smirks at me. Then turns to start heading towards the room where his wife is. As he leaves his hand slides across the rest of my butt. What is this and me attracting old people! Oh my nasty. Anyway Agnes comes in just smiling like she always does. He husband is right behind her staring at me with a little smirt on his face. Nasty old man. I was just in shock the entire time I didn't know what to do. The only thought that came into my head as he was doing it was, 'don't throw an elbow at him he's 90 years old and will probably die if you do'.
Let me just say it's officially weird when I go over there now because he's got that stinkin smirk on his face whenever he looks at me!
4 comments:
Oh my heaven sakes! ha ha You don't seem to have the best luck with the patients you get assigned to...but I do enjoy your stories :) I am sorry though, that would be totally awkward...maybe he will croak soon and you won't have to see him...is that bad to say?? At least he will die happy ha ha
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! You liked it!
Oh my gosh, that is so funny but so creepy at the same time! I would've just freaked out and wouldn't care if he broke something while I hit him!!
I'm with Amber on this!! You totally liked it!! That's the best action you've got in months!!!! Or is it years???? JK
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