Random

So I went for a run today... Usually they are pretty uneventful. Well today was just odd. It started out with me getting chased down by a dog. Ok it was a little dog but they can still inflict pain! Well later on I turned into the park and look over and there is ths nasty little muskrat. I look up and there is on old man sitting on a bench and he is filming the muskrat. Who films muskrats?! I guess he is intrigued with muscrats, personally I don't get it. I continue running to discover a little girl following me on her bike. She keeps on following me. She finally stops in front of me and says "You wanna race?" Well why not. I told her I would. I won. haha Not much to brag about the girl was probably 5. She then called time out and made me stop. She asked why I was running. I told her because I liked to. She said I was weird. She then rode off. Well I guess I'm weird, but atleast I haven't resorted to filming muskrats!!

Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!

Well I hope you don't mind, but yet again I'm telling you a story involving a patient. I hope you don't get sick of these because I sure don't! Old people are hilarious. Well most of them.... Anyways my day began by going to the dentist. I unfortunately had to get some cavities filled. (Exciting so far right). My dentist gave me 6 shots. I was fine with that, I didn't want to fill anything. Well I was hating those 6 shots after I was done. I got out of the dentist at 10:10. I scheduled to see my first patient at 10:30. Perfect. Except half my lip is excessively huge and I can't feel it. My chin up to the bottom of my eye was numb. I look liked I was having a stroke. Well I saw my first patient and he just laughed at me the entire time. My speech was slightlly slurred to due to the lack of control of my tongue and lips. Well, now here comes my favorite part of my day. I was at my second patients house and we were walking the laps around her house. All the sudden I hear an Oops! First thought, patient is falling. Gotta catch them. Then she starts laughing hysterically. I look down and her pants had fallen off. Oh man, I don't think I had ever laughed so hard. We made a real team. This old lady standing with her pants down to her ankles just in her lovely depends, and me looking like i'm having a stroke, because only half of my face thought this was funny, the other side in a constant droop and frown. I love my job, who else gets asked out by old men, old women aiming the snow from the snow blower to hit me, walking with an old person and there pants fall down, being told I look like elvis... I don't have to many dull days.

Old Women + snowblowers = BAD!

Well I'm not going to say this was my favorite day of my life. I wake up and head out to my car and I've got to brush off a foot of snow. It's April! What is this?! Anyways, I head of to my first patient and I have to park a ways up the road because it's a really narrow street, and no room for my car unless I want it to get hit. Anyways... I see my patient and start heading back to my car. On my way there is this old lady clearing her driveway with her snowblower. Well she has it aimed right in the direction I'm walking. So I as I switch directions to avoid the flying chunks of snow. I look at her and she has this menacing look in her eye. Well old people occasionally look like that so I continue on my way. All the sudden I'm getting smack by flying snow! The woman changed the aim of her snow to make it hit me!! I look back at her and she's still got that look on her face. What did I do? I've got no idea. Well to finish of the rest of my day, at another house my patients dog almost got a little frisky with my leg when I was sitting there. Oh boy! Anyways I continue to go see my patients and the random snow storms througout the day are making me rather angry. Well I made it to my last patient with no further incident. Until I walked out of there home. I guess I didn't notice a stair and I decided to take a nice dive to the sidewalk. Lovely. Well now I'm off to the Jazz game, I sure hope they win. I need something to make this day better. haha