I officially had the most awkward situation during work on friday. Here's how it goes: I was just finishing up at one of my patients house, told her I would give her a call on Sunday to see when I would come see her on Monday. She's got a 57ish year old son, that lives at her home to take care of her if she needs it. Alright let me explain this guy. Well he's old for starters, also his teeth are decaying and just nasty brown and look like they're going to rot out of his mouth. He always smells like tobacco and carries a thing of chew with him all the time. He also wears these nasty little short shorts. I don't know exactly where he came from the rest of the family are really nice and clean. Ok so here's how the conversation goes after I told them I'd call.
Me: Alright I'll see you guys on Monday.
Nasty Man: Well I'll walk you outside I've got to check the mail anyway.
We start to walk outside. I'm a ways ahead of him.
Nasty Man: So what do you young people do for fun these day?
Me: I don't know, anything.
Nasty Man: Do you guys ever go out to eat?
Me: Ya, foods good.
Nasty Man: Well good, because I'd like to take you out to eat.
By now I'm already at my car and he's caught up to me, cornering me into my car.
Me: Umm... No
Nasty Man: I know there is a big age difference but I'd really like to ask you out.
Me: No it's alright I'm fine.
Nasty Man: I know you're fine, that's why I'm asking you out.
Me: NO!
Nasty Man: Well if you change your mind you know where I'm at.
At this point I throw my car into reverse and speed out of there. Once I was done screaming in my car. I gave my good ol' boss a call, and let him know what happened. No way I'm going back over there! It made me mad, I really like to go see his mom, and he goes and ruins it the sicko!
What is he thinking! And he was thinking it was the age difference that was holding me back. hahaha the man needs to learn a thing or two. Holy Wrong!
4 comments:
Oh my gosh Keely! That is sick and wrong! I am glad you survived the conversation and that you don't have to go back there...wow..ew gross!
hahahaha!!! Gross!
Keely!!! Pa ha ha ha ha!!!! Oh my... I honestly have tears in my eyes. Oh my... This is going to sound bizarre, but as I was reading your post I could hear you narrating it in my head and it made it 10 times funnier. That is SICK! I like how you refer to him as "Nasty Man". Ha ha ha! Ah good times.
Bwahaha. I am still laughing about this. I think you shouldh have gone out with him. hahaha. Sicko!
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