Friday, November 13, 2009

LOVELY!

Alright so I got a new patient this week, well I've seen him before but lucky me I've got him again. It's sad when I walk to the door, of his house, and I can smell the cigarette smoke seeping out through the door. I honestly can't stand that smell. It makes me sick and want to puke. Well this house, you walk in and the air is not clear. It's got a nice smokey look to it. Wonderful. I can't breathe. As I make my way to the back of the house it gets thicker. Finally, I make it to his room, where the cloud of smoke is the thickest. GRAND. I'm weezing by this point. I find the man sitting on the edge of his bed naked, with just a bathrobe covering his shoulders. Why even were the thing! But don't worry I can't see anything anyway. The man is about 400lbs, adn the fat covers everything. So I get to tell a naked, 400 lb man to exercise. Life can't get much better. Turns out the man can't even kick his leg out. Well I did what I could and left. My poor clothes. I should burn them. They smelled so bad. Lucky for me, I had recently stocked up on febreze. I think his neighbor thought I was nuts as I soaked my clothes and hair in febreze. YUM. I now smell like laundry. Guess what, I have to see this man 3 times a week for a month. Oh and here's a bonus. The man's on oxygen! He is going to blow himself up. Please say I'm not in the room at that time.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Guess What

I'm relief society president!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

And that does no justice to how I feel!

Monday, October 26, 2009

HALLOWEEN

Well I love Halloween! I get to dress up!So I thought I'd let my true self out this year and be a nerd! haha
I got a little bored and took some pictures! haha so here's my costume for this year.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Never wanted time to move by faster!

Well one day you're sitting there wondering were all your time has gone! HOLY CRAP! It's almost Halloween, then Thanksgiving, then Christmas and the New Year is just around the corner! What is this. That's what I was thinking today. But then things changed, I've never wanted time to go by so quickly! My sister Amber and I are going to be going on a trip around July next year! I'M STOKED! We just need to find out where to go. Any suggestions folks?? Ireland, Scotland, England, Guatamala, and Switzerland are all out because one of us has already been there. So anything else works!! Wahoo!!! I can't wait for next year!

Monday, August 17, 2009

VIEWER'S DISCRETION IS ADVISED

Alright folks I'm updating!! Amazing! But, I must warn you if you are easy to become sick you probably can pass over this update. If not here ya go!

Ok, so here's the story behind the pictures that you will see. I'm on a coed softball team in roy, and I was having a horrible game. I struck out in slow pitch softball. Who does that! Well anyway I had to make up for it. Well after I struck out, I was the third out, I ran out to my spot in center left. There was a beautiful hit coming my way, then I realize I'm to far forward. Crap! So I start running back, turned to catch the ball, I still didn't think I'd catch it. I had to jump up and get it! I caught the thing! WAHOO!! Well after we get the other two outs we go up to bat again. My turn comes up. I hit it! Yes, redemption from the strike out. I made it to first base and brought 3 people into home. Well who ever hit after me hit a good one too. I ran to second then realized they messed up and so I started to run to third. I was like what the heck I can make it to home. Turns out it the ball was a lot closer than I thought. Next thing I know the catcher has the ball. I had to slide. Amazingly I made it without her tagging me. WAHOO I was safe! Then I look down and discover this nasty wound on my leg! Well I'm a huge nerd and decided to take progressive pictures of my wound healing! These are the lovely pictures that you readers are about to witness!

The Day of:

Day 3:

Day 4: And the infection set in! YUM

Day 5: I had to scrub this out! It was like taking a cheese grater to my leg.

After the clean up

Day 6:

Day 7: I'm not going to lie this one makes me sick.

Day 8:

Today: Day 11

Well now that I've made all of you sick, I promise next time I post it will be something pleasant!

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Back to America

Well sorry this is late, but hey atleast I'm finally posting something! I've been back from Europe for almost a month now! It was a blast! I must say that Ireland was my favorite. My favorite place there was Dingle. The people were insanely nice there. Hmm... thought about posting some stories, but that would officially be on ridiculously long post and I've voted against doing it. So here's some pics. Which you'll have to wait for because my computer is LAME! If you want to hear any stories you'll have to hunt me down to hear any!

Monday, May 11, 2009

Wahoo, Europe!!

Well I'm finally going to announce it to everyone! I'm going to EUROPE!! Yup! I'm leaving on May 14th at 11:55 pm and I'll be coming home on the 30th. We're flying over and have a stop in New York, were going to spend a day there because our next flight is another late one. Well after New York I'm flying into Dublin, Ireland!
We're going to be spending almost the first week in Ireland, then the next 4 days in Scotland, then heading down south to England for the remaining days! I do have to say I am worried about one thing. The plane. This will be my first plane ride. I'm not necessarily scared about the flying over there, it's the though of having no leg room during that ridiculously long flight. I tend to get claustrophic or really antsy when I have no leg room. You'd think I'd be used to it by now. I mean I'm not exactly the shortest person in the world I swear to you anything like bleachers or and seated area they base the leg room length off of a person probably about 5'4'' that has really short legs and a long torso. Well I just hope I can sleep through that plane ride because I'm going to have a blast in Europe!! The rest of you have fun here in Utah.